LEVEL-5 IS PURE NIGHTMARE FUEL
Emi-San reviews a bunch of iPad games vol 3

When you get these reviews, it means I’m on vacation So here are some reviews and others in my queue (and other things to keep you enjoyed)

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Ahh yes Grim Fandango, I heard many of great things about this point and click adventure, glad to say it met my expectations. I love the mix of Mexican culture and neo noir conspiracies, its unique art design, memorable characters and very witty dialogue. Sadly the score is lowered with screen flickers, couple of non game breaking glitches and finicky controls, though it does have commentary and tricky puzzles (9/10)

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Bastion is in interesting game, I really like the storybook like presentation and watching the world slowly build together and the story is pretty tragic (its the only Post Apocalyptic anything I like) Though the gameplay has some death like activating god statues for added difficulty, bring in some drinks, upgrading your weapons, the combat is nothing to special (8/10)

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Leo’s Fortune tells a tale of a fluff ball gathering a trial of gold coins to find his stolen gold, but soon he learns what is truly golden in this platform puzzler to puff up to float and bounce around each different world are you ready to enjoy the stage? (7/10)

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The game is um Pretentious is like Thomas is Alone with more light and playing different characters for each Level Pack (it originated as four different flash games) though the platforming is awesome and challenging and story moving, paying money for levels with wallpapers and soundtrack included even though I can play each for free? i’ll pass (5/10) 

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Arc Squadron is Star Fox lite, with plenty of upgrades, skins, powerups and buying stronger ships for easier kills and smooth controls, what more do you need? how about the game being completely free with no ads to distract you (there in app purchase store is no more for some reason) so expect to grind for points (9/10)

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If you’re interested in learning about the history of font types and beautiful levels inspired by those same fonts? Them Type Rider is for you! but make sure you choose the button options for the best platforming experience , Oh and its pretty relaxing to boot (7/10)

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This is one of my first game to got me interested in gaming and this game will make you feel you’re in Limbo for its countless deaths of the poor kid which I enjoyed viewing for one time, thank goodness this game has no lives system and I would of quit along time ago (luckily im zen in mood) though I give credit when its due that it popularize the atmospheric puzzle platformer that I enjoyed better (6/10)

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Frederic has gained a negative reputation thanks to its shoddy Wii U release, but if you put that and the stereotypes aside the Frederic Franchise is like Deemo expect really ridiculous and you only play music composed by Frederic which are nicely remix with its setting (7/10)

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This game is what made me fall in love with Vocaloid, It’s a unique rhythm game when switch you flick Japanese letter to the corresponding Lyric while trying your best not to be distracted by the music videos though I had to get used to Cool being the highest good ranking Teehee. I recommend getting the second game as you can buy more tracks including the ones from the first but beware it takes A TON of bytes (10/10)

Bonus DS Games 

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You are an unnamed detective investigating 8 different crimes in NYC while finding your partners sister on the side, and if you answered all the queries you can unlock a bonus one that is the trickiest of them all. It was alright and barely even remember it (2/10)

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This is the worst DS game I ever played, The story is boring, your points go down for every minor thing, and don’t get me started on that finicky tape (1/10)

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From the game company that gave you Jake Hunter comes a DS game based on the Theresia cell phone games (or even a port of them) this game is separated into two chapters Dear Emile and Dear Martel, there something about a man made virus killing everyone in the church, mansion thing, A psychotic mother, and a man regretting killing someone. Anyway this game is tough, you don’t know which one is a trap and switch one is fine and boy is this game a maze with a aesthetic of old PC games like Wolfenstein and maybe Doom and good luck finding any health, your going to need it though I like the Catholic themes and tricky puzzles so if your sadist enough go ahead (3/10)

Now if you Excuse me I’m going to think about Phantom R dancing with or challenging against the Vocaloids